I must stop trying to rip off innocent people... the doctor says. BUT I CAN'T!!!!!!
Suffering from a similar problem? Come and met our self help group. We gather at Doncaster every fifth Thursday of the week at a venue we call "The Kitchen Showroom". Ask your friendly local rozzer, he'll know what you're talking about and give you the right directions. Then simply ring the bell and say the magic words: "I was invited by Marco Pierre Ramsay."
You and I can be HELPED!