On of the conditions for my premature release was that I stay away from the kitchen business.
Sod that! Formica is my drug, and I'll die a happy man if providing people with untested cookers (working fuses are dull!) will lead me to my grave...
If nothing gets you turned on like a squeaky hinge, than I'll be happy to cater to your every need at www.solidwoodkitchen.co.uk !
You're not alone and your longing isn't unnatural my friend!