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seant

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seant says:

Klassic Kar Kwotes

The other day I had my first ride in a second generation Prius. As a passenger my impressions were of a well behaved drivertrain, with a smooth transition to and from silence at traffic lights, lots of legroom, surprisingly reasonable headroom in the rear, and an unexpectedly choppy ride. If I wasn’t, at heart, a hooligan, it’s a car I’d be reasonably happy to own.

But the main item that struck me was the large central display. This might be customisable but, on this one, it seemed to be dedicated to displaying consumption figures in a variety of different ways. Figures appeared, bars went up and down - and were there graphs? Anyway, I found it very odd. I’ve no objection to someone wanting to save fuel, either for the sake of the planet, their bank balance or both. But this dominant device seemed to encourage you to become obsessed with it, buzzing along and rubbing your hands like a four wheeled Scrooge.

It brought to mind Oscar Wilde’s famous quotation that :

“a hybrid driver is a man who knows the price of every mile travelled and the value of none”.

OK, those weren’t quite his words but that’s the problem with motoring - not enough pithy quotes. Even the blessed and literate Setright, though composing elegant articles, didn’t produce that many one-liners.

It’s late in the day, in a couple of years all car production will have moved to China and European motoring history will be finished, so it hardly seems worth starting from scratch now. Instead I propose converting some classic quotes from elsewhere so that, in generations to come, when “The History of European Car Manufacture - 1894 to 2014" is being written, they’ll be some varied nuggets for the author to include.

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seant

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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a totally unsuitable car.”

“Brand Loyalty is the refuge of the scoundrel.”

“There are lies, damned lies and official urban fuel consumption figures.”

“Those who can do, those who can’t specify DSG transmission.”

“When one door closes, another one opens - the quality inspectors at British Leyland are always busy.”

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to work for Citroen.”

“I never drove a car I didn’t like.”

“The road to Hell is paved with graphical user interface inventions.”

“I wish I’d designed that Hans.”
“ You will Ferdinand, you will.” (that’s a Tatra joke)

“The course of a non-counterbalanced 90 degree V6 engine never did run smooth”

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motormojo

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motormojo says:

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" A prancing horse a prancing horse my kingdom for a prancing horse"

 "You can have any colour you like, so long as its Sahara beige"

Er, that's about if for now going to sit down and vegitate in front of the footie.

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bertandnairobi

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The one actual quotable line I can think of is Giugiario on the Triumph TR7. Upon seeing the scallops on the bodyside he is said to have exclaimed "Don´t tell me they did that on the other side as well."  We all know his one, of course. Less acid, but more useful, Harley Earl wanted customers "to have a visual receipt for their money" when they saw their good looking GM vehicle.

And that´s about all I can think of. Car designers are a famously inarticulate bunch.

 

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Sam the Eagle

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"I'd never trust a car dealer who'd have me as a customer"

 

 

 

Hell is other people.

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Sam the Eagle

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"The car is not for turning"

 

 

 

Hell is other people.

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Sam the Eagle

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"Ask not what the car industry can do for you, ask what you can do for the car industry"

 

 

 

Hell is other people.

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MegCharlesHurst

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Re: Klassic Kar Kwotes

Here, here! :)

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ellend27

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ellend27 says:

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My favorite car quote is from Dale Earnhardt and it goes like this, "The winner ain't the one with the fastest car, it's the one who refuses to lose." Simply put, you may have the fastest and most powerful car but that doesn't guarantee you a win. If you don't know how to harness and make use of the power of your own car, the one with the most desire to win and the most talent can be victorious even with an inferior car...

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