RE: Ford Focus 1.6 Ecoboost Zetec S (2012) CAR review
Golly. I read some bad journalism but this is appalling. What on earth does that second sentence even mean? You have to spend some time wandering around its tortuous syntax, and then... nope. Still no idea what this means, beyond conjuring some unpleasant and utterly irrelevant image.
Then:
"I know hatchback buyers all want rafts of premium toys these days (well, I actually only know that because that’s what the manufacturers tell me the thoroughly clinic’ed punters want, and I can just hear the key question now: ‘Would you like, a) loads of trick driver assistance and safety systems, b) nothing, c) a smack in the face with a week-old mackerel?’),"
[tumbleweed]
Nope, sorry, you lost me back at 'these days'.
Come on CAR, you can do a lot better than this.