I have been away and wandering, oh the things I have seen! What a beautiful world there is out there, such professionalism and graphic wonder! Why, there was even animated avatars!
But I have returned dear forum members and I have decided to allow my conceited personality to fulfil its latent ambition for fame and favour. Since starting a blog would require funding and pictures etc (yours is lovely supercarrambler), and considering the tiny amount of influence and interest the CAR staff have with the forum (except Tim) I am taking over a corner for myself. So here we have it: the Ask Batty thread. (Also you have been too quiet when I haven't been here, and since I can't get any public recognition from CAR Online for what I put in, I don't care if they throw me off!)
I am mystic, I am wise, I all knowing and all seeing. I can solve all your emotional, social and ecological problems and I can fix your front tap. I am also unfailingly modest. Here are some testimonials from some members you may know.
" I was a shy and bashful man until Batty helped me. Without him I would be a Brown boy and still be living with Mum. Thanks Batty...." JohnnyBimmer
"I couldn't spell before Batty set me straight on cras" Joedodgy
"I was a dentist's horse slave until Batty freed me from my shackles..." Robby1977
"I couldn't swim, so Batty threw me in. Now I have to wash myself with a rag. There is still a legal action pending, so I can't say anything bad..." ga41
"I'm French" livc44411.
Just some of the miracle turn arounds I have performed. You know where I am, you can trust my hands, let me heal you, help you or perhaps conceal you.
The more you write, the more likely my staff badge will appear. Help me to help you which will help me.