Re: Print The Legend
It has been confirmed today that the long standing lawsuit between the Earl of Grimsby ( seant ) and Lord Gauntlet ( gtrslngr aka Hardley T Whipsnade ) over the contested piece of adjoining property on their Estates has been settled in Lord Gauntlets favor .
The terms of the settlement are as follows ;
1) Grimsby must vacate the disputed property no later than 1/1/2011
2) Grimsby must pay the Estate of Gauntlet 325 years of back rent for his unlawful use of the property at the rate of £10,000 per anum
3) There shall be no opportunity for appeal in the case
4) Lord Gauntlet ( gtrslngr aka Hardley T Whipsnade ) in the mean time is free and clear to run his Bowler Nemesis upon Grimsby's rose gardens , statuary etc.
When approached for a comment Lord Gauntlet said ;
" Serves the uppity little bugger right fer messin with the Whipsnade "
The Earl of Grimsby refused to give comment , walking away in tears over the matter .
The new Lord Gauntlets wife : the great grand daughter of the Lord of Gauntlet , and heir to his fortunes , title and property was quoted as saying ;
" I did try to warn the poor man ( Grimsby ) not to tangle with a Yank the likes of my husband . Bu alas my suggestions were not heeded "
Lord Gauntlet and his wife then took off for an afternoon and evening of celebration on the conclusion of this matter .