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NEWS FLASH

It has been confirmed today that the long standing lawsuit between the Earl of Grimsby ( seant ) and Lord Gauntlet ( gtrslngr aka Hardley T Whipsnade ) over the contested piece of adjoining property on their Estates  has been settled in Lord Gauntlets favor .

The terms of the settlement are as follows ;

1) Grimsby must vacate the disputed property no later than 1/1/2011

2) Grimsby must pay the Estate of Gauntlet 325 years of back rent for his unlawful use of the property at the rate of £10,000 per anum

3) There shall be no opportunity for appeal in the case

4) Lord Gauntlet ( gtrslngr aka Hardley T Whipsnade )  in the mean time is free and clear to run his Bowler Nemesis upon Grimsby's rose gardens , statuary etc. 

When approached for a comment Lord Gauntlet said ;

" Serves the uppity little bugger right fer messin with the Whipsnade "

The Earl of Grimsby refused to give comment , walking away  in tears over the matter . 

The new Lord Gauntlets wife : the great grand daughter of the Lord of Gauntlet , and heir to his fortunes , title and property was quoted as saying ;

" I did try to warn the poor man ( Grimsby ) not to tangle with a Yank the likes of my husband . Bu alas my suggestions were not heeded "

Lord Gauntlet and his wife then took off for an afternoon and evening of celebration on the conclusion of this matter .

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Tulip. The only car company that truly thrives on bullshit.

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Ad for Tulip Owners Club get together this past spring. Bet you are sorry you missed it!

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AReader said:

Ad for Tulip Owners Club get together this past spring. Bet you are sorry you missed it!

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I just caught wind of a Tulip mass recall by the EU and the UK . Seems the radiator keeps springing a leak and the provided Dutch Boy and his finger have not been able to fix it . This leak not only effects the cooling system of the car : but has also  lead to massive Bulb Deaths worldwide and is being considered an Environmental Disaster . 

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AReader said:

Examples of Tulip's new city car, the Bulb, are fetching 10x their original price in the used market.

(This is strangely similar to events in 1637 Holland when there was a sudden spike in demand for Tulip bulbs - believed to be the world's first speculator bubble! Seems like this bullshit has been going on a long time then - only this time it's a bulbble!)

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Well unfortunately , much like the Tulip Bubble of 1637 , the Bulbs City Car Bubble has already burst leaving many investors bankrupt along with several more in deep financial difficulty . This Recent Bubble Burst is being compared to the World Wide Real Estate bubble only worse . With several of the bankrupted investor/speculators drowning themselves in the canals of Holland . 

The Minister of Environment in Holland is claiming these mass drownings are only adding to the environmental disaster that is the Tulip City Car 

(NPR - " Nothing More Considered" 15/12/2010 )