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The CAR Top 10: rubbish F1 teams

Published: 29 July 2016

► F1, the world of wanton glamour...
► ...technical innovation, endless budgets...
► ...and, erm, these guys

They were the kings of DNPQ, which means Did Not Pre-Qualify. So, heroically, they didn’t even qualify for the qualifying.

1) Andrea Moda (1992)

Andrea Moda

Shoe magnate Andrea Sassetti’s motley band blazed a trail of unparalleled ineptitude, arriving in Canada without engines (withheld against alleged debts), not turning up at all in France (transporters stuck in a lorry blockade) and Sassetti leaving the Belgian GP in custody, arrested on suspicion of fraud.

2) Mastercard Lola (1997)

Mastercard Lola

Prolific British constructor Lola conquered sports cars and Indycars but not F1. Sponsor pressure to enter a year earlier than planned left only three months to build the car, which infamously never saw a windtunnel. Eleven seconds off pole for the season opener, it never reached round two.

3) LIFE (1990)

LIFE

Modestly named after founder Ernesto Vita’s surname, LIFE entered F1 to showcase its weird sort-of-W12 engine (three banks of four cylinders), shoehorned into a secondhand chassis and later swapped for a V8, which still didn’t fit. Hard-knocked LIFE never got through a single pre-qualifying session.

4) Scuderia Coloni (1987-1991)

Scuderia Coloni

To this day holds the dubious honour of the most DNQs (Did Not Qualify) of any F1 team. Over five seasons Coloni entered 81 GPs and qualified for 14 of them. A frayed shoestring budget and a fascinating but hopeless flat-12 Subaru engine didn’t help. The team’s assets were eventually sold to an outfit called Andrea Moda…

5) EuroBrun (1988-1990)

Scuderia Coloni

A Milanese-based mashup of single-seater specialists Euroracing and sports car outfit Brun (although Euroracing sensibly abandoned ship in 1989). The numbers tell the story: 76 qualifying attempts, 21 race starts (the best from the dizzy heights of 15th), nine finishes. Career peak was 11th, in Hungary ’88.

6) HRT (2011-2012)

HRT

The unfortunately initialled Hispania Racing Team was hamstrung by greater cashflow problems than the Halley’s Comet merchandise co. Constructor Dallara built the team’s first car and understandably stopped work every time a cheque bounced, making the end result moderately slower than the same company’s GP2 car on its debut. Nul points!

7) Tecno (1972-1973)

Tecno

The Italian constructor’s owners and sponsors couldn’t agree on who should design its 1973 racer, so commissioned two drastically different cars by two different designers (one of whom left before the car was finished). For some reason, quite a lot of arguing ensued and the team folded by season’s end.

8) Fittipaldi Automotive/Copersucar (1975-1982)

Copersucar

In a demonstration of brotherly love over good sense, 1975 world champ Emerson Fittipaldi left McLaren for his brother Wilson’s fledgling F1 team. He never won another GP. An English driver called James Hunt took Emmo’s vacant seat at McLaren for ’76. Did okay.

9) Toyota (2002-2009)

Toyota

A GDP budget couldn’t help the car giant make an impact over eight seasons in F1. It did sneak fourth place in the 2005 standings, but it’s unclear whether anyone actually noticed. In ’09 the suits decided F1 wasn’t doing much for Avensis sales and cut the chord – just as the team found some pace.

10) BAR (1999-2005)

BAR

British American Racing’s blusterous claim it would win its first race caused more than a little sniggering, and its split-livery colour scheme open guffawing. Painfully, it scored no points in its debut year. An indirect happy ending though; a change in ownership or three later, the team became Mercedes GP…

By James Taylor

CAR's deputy features editor, automotive design graduate, Radical champ

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